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Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai…

No… No….

Here is Something New!!!!

GirlFriend Dil Ki Rani Hai..
Money Uska Ziwan Hai..
Hanth Lagaoge To Chillayegi..
Money Nikaloge To Pat Jayegi…
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Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-
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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
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Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... 
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai
Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

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ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…

Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi
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Mahange rang gulaal hue hain,
Mahnge shakkar tel.
ab baaki tyohaar mein,
SMS tera khel.
MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD
HAPPY HOLI